No long, drawn-out, hilarious entry today.
Why?
Let me first avow myself about what I am going to say by stating this: I love my children and my wife very, very much. More than anything else in the world...hell, the universe.
That having been said...
Why am I excited?
Because my wife and daughters have a wedding shower to go to...and that means...
Sorry, I'm giddy with excitement...
That means...
Oh, I can't say it, I'm just to darned excited...
(Breathes out)
That means that I get an afternoon totally by myself.
No chores (they're all done), no work, nothing.
Just me, a nice salami sandwhich, a football game...and total...
complete...
unadulterated...
silence.
Enjoy your Sunday, I'll be funny again tomorrow.
