“The female of the species is more deadly than the male.” - Rudyard Kipling
There were approximately 7300 people at the concert, with the breakdown something like this:
- Girls anywhere from ages 3-17; 6899
- Boys anywhere from ages 3-17; 100
- Mothers/grandmothers/etc; 291
- Fathers/grandfathers/etc; 10
Ok, there were probably more than 10 men there, but not a whole-lot more… I was definitely outnumbered and realize I could have been trampled and overpowered at any given moment, but that is part of being a good father. And when The PB & The J told me that I was the best Daddy in the world for taking them to the concert... well, my heart was bursting with pride and joy.
When the first act, Jordan Pruitt, came out the audience response was a succinct; meh.
When Drake Bell (of Nickelodeon’s Drake & Josh) came out… the audience roared with approval.
When Corbin came out, all I heard was the squealing of thousands of girls… something along the lines of "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
That was immediately followed by a semi-constant ringing in my ears that went away… well, it really hasn’t yet…
The PB & The J enjoyed themselves immensely… and were dancing and singing with all the other girls in attendance.
The PB & The J are five… and we saw plenty of other girls around the same age… with their High School Musical or “I heart Corbin” t-shirts on… teeny-bopping around, screaming, and generally acting like a concert-goer.
But seeing all of this – seeing the throngs of girls in a tizzy ready to rip the eyes out of any other girl that made eyes at Corbin – made me realize one thing;
I am oh-so-screwed…
It’s gonna be me… HoMu… and The PB & The J… no other males in the house…
Me… and three females…
Pray for me…
In all seriousness though; Bell wasn’t bad. His musical influences are The Beatles, and you can definitely hear it in his music and also in his fashion with his publicty photo on the state fair’s website looking very early-Beatlesesque;
As far as Corbin goes, he’s been working out since “High School Musical.” Midway through his show he removed his shirt to reveal a tank top with a glittery peace sign, and his muscles were a’bulging with more than a few of the mother’s oooing and aahing… never mind the fact that he’s only 20…
And one other question; when the HELL did concert t-shirts get so ridiculously expensive? $30, are you kidding me?