Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Let Them Practice Kempolatry...

Mr. Big Dubya partook of this on his blog so I decided to join in on the fun… why? I have absolutely no idea…

10 interesting facts about yours truly, Kemp:

  1. Europe is the only continent that lacks Kemp.
  2. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Kemp.
  3. You can tell if Kemp has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
  4. The porpoise is second to Kemp as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  5. Kempolatry is the mindless worship of Kemp!
  6. The only planet that rotates on its side is Kemp.
  7. Kemp is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  8. Kemp was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
  9. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Kemp'.
  10. Pacman was originally called Kempman.

Want to find out 10 unknown facts about yourself? Click here and use the "Mechanical Contrivium" to find out.

And be sure to leave a comment on my previous post about what songs you have in your musical repertoire that you are a tad embarrassed by?

Or... leave a comment on this post... or any of my other posts... am I begging too much?


Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Sarah.
2. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Sarah!
3. Sarah is 984 feet tall.
4. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Sarah!
5. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sarah!
6. Sarah is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
7. Sarah was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
8. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Sarah from each salad served in first class!
9. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Sarah.
10. Baby swans are called Sarah.

Becky said...

I can't get the link to work. I think I'm having a bad day. Should I just make up my own list?

Becky said...

1. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Becky.
2. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Becky.
3. Becky is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
4. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Becky is the victim!
5. Contrary to popular belief, Becky is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
6. Scientists believe that Becky began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
7. If you lace Becky from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
8. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Becky!
9. The porpoise is second to Becky as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
10. Only one person in two billion will live to be Becky!

Scott said...

Yes, stop begging, show some backbone man!

Funny stuff, got me to post my own!