Monday, March 20, 2006

Sights seen...

Scott and I had dinner, smoked some cigars and drank scotch while watching the NCAA tournament Saturday at a pub in Orland Park, IL.

One of the items on the menu was "stuffed butt steak."

Insert your own sophomoric joke here...

21 comments:

Becky said...

Do they wear gloves when "serving" that?

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Ew. Thanks Becky.

Kemp said...

Wow, that wins the most disturbing image award for the week... hands down.

Now I'm thinking of the line from 'Fletch' "You using the whole fist there Doc?"

Scott said...

We didn't even want to ask what it was stuffed with...and even more disturbing is 'who' stuffs it?

MetroDad said...

I'm going to go with...

"Yeah, but you haven't REALLY lived until you've tried their bone-sucking cock!"

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Does that come with Bone Suckin' Sauce?

Kemp said...

Here's a marketing idea.

Team the 'stuffed butt steak' with the 'bone suckin' sauce' and call it the Brokeback Mountain Special...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Is this post swerving into poor taste?

Becky said...

Poor taste? Depends on how you like that steak. Rare or well done? How about charred?

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Swerving into? As if it started out as an upstanding post.

Kemp said...

That's a damn good point Sarah...

Becky said...

Yeah, I don't think swerving is necessary.

Kemp said...

Fair enough. How about 'swerving further into poor taste'?

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Better.

Gidge said...

Sounds like you would have enjoyed the PORK BUTT ON A STICK I recently enjoyed at the FLA state fair.
I'm all about food on sticks, but please, PORK BUTT on a STICK?
Who the hell could ever say no?

John said...

whaddaya think a corn dog is??

John said...

OK, OK, so "pork butt, lips, snouts, etc, on a stick" would have been just too wordy.

Kemp said...

Well... when my brother and I went to the 2004 World Series there was a booth selling something called a '12 inch meat stick"

Scott said...

Swerving, oh hell no, this was head on into bad taste.

Well, Kemp and I never claimed to be taste aficionados.

And 12 inch Meat Stick is just wayyyy to easy.

Kemp said...

Ok. I looked at the picture my brother took of the booth and it's "Sweet Meat Stix: The Best 12 inches in the MidWest"

So there ya go...

Scott said...

Ok, now I am mad.... they stole my nickname and tagline!

Kemp said...

That's just WAY too much information there Scott.