Note to my Cardinals, aim for the crotch

It's as if thousands of men weeped in pain, and then were silenced...



From the Chicago Cubs official site: "Outfielder Felix Pie missed a couple of days early because of a twisted testicle."



Besides the obvious statement of, 'OMFG that's got to be painful!', the more important question is; How exactly does this happen to someone?



Though I don't think Cubs fans can blame Bartman for this one...