Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Random Thoughts for a Wednesday Afternoon

Writer’s Block... again... and I can’t think of a damn thing to write, and when I do… it makes no sense whatsoever.

While that would qualify me to be a member of “President” Bush’s speechwriting staff, it’s not good enough for my loyal reader.

But I can still spew-out vapid, random thoughts… so here ya go.

  • Hmmm… what do I care less about? Brittany’s second baby… or results from "Dancing with the Stars"? Damn, that's a toughie...
  • From the people who brought us the picture of the python that exploded after eating an alligator, comes a python stuck in the road after eating a pregnant sheep… yes, you read that right, a pregnant sheep… click HERE for the picture goodness…
  • This week’s Give me a fuc**** break award goes to Florida Circuit Judge Susan Roberts for warning the mother of two murder victims to NOT cry on the stand. Whether it makes legal sense or not, and personally I’ve never heard of this before, it’s cold and shows an obscene lack of empathy.
  • Google is celebrating banned books this month (do not get me started on censorship!) and, being one who firmly believes in the First Amendment and have read most of these, I wanted to link the site. Check it out, some of them will make you scratch your head and wonder; ‘Why the hell would someone want to ban this book?’
  • Want to post your own message on a McDonald’s sign? Try this LINK.
  • What a cheap-ass stunt (pun intended…)
  • Fark Headline of the day: “Triple amputee arrested for assaulting wife. Even though he was unarmed, state attorney says he hasn't leg to stand on with self-defense claims.”
  • No fair… my iPod only has 60 GB
  • El Niño is back… mwahhh hah hah hah hah hah hah hah…
  • Search flashback. These things brought people to my corner of the blogosphere recently: “Kids electric vehicles corvette”, “menards marion il” (second time in as many months), “edmund fitzgerald stream”, “EIU Pemberton mary Hawkins”, “PMS-irritable moods”, “magic kingdom trip parade”, “kemp high school squad”, “Donte Stallworth parents”
  • Today’s phrase written only as a blatant attempt to attract readers (which I’m “borrowing” from Sarah): doodlebops without makeup
  • This weeks wanton Blog Plug: Back to Me

All I got... have fun with 'em...


samantha Jo Campen said...

Hey neighbor, thanks for the plug. I feel so special :-)

Yeah, I know you're close by. I made a comment a few months ago telling you I lived in Wheaton. And what did I get from you? Raging silence. I had finally gotten over it and now you've re-opened the wound. (smile)

Yeah, aren't you still in Aurora? I'm smack dab in the middle of Naperville Road and Rt. 59. Always a party in downtown Wheatn lemme tell ya. And yes, we should do lunch sometime. I'm fun to eat with.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Here they come. You have no idea how powerful the doodlebops without makeup are.

(ps - when you have writers block post picturs of your kids)

Kara said...

good tip, Sarah.

Thanks for the links, Kemp!