Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Random Thoughts for a Wednesday Afternoon

  • I think Super Bowl Media Day should be eliminated. Who’s with me?
  • I think Paul McCartney’s ex and Brittany Spears’ ex should get together. Talk about a manipulative ‘don’t-know-when-their-15-minutes-are-up’ match made in ex-spouse heaven. Though if K-Fed’s music career fails and she has to be the breadwinner, she won’t have a leg to stand on… damn, there’s that poor taste coming out again…
  • New Futurama movies/episodes are coming…
  • Speaking of space…how the hell could NASA lose the videos of the 1969 moonwalk? Who’s in charge of security down there? President Bush Jessica Simpson?
  • I’m getting my paperwork in under the wire, but everything looks to be coming together for me to make a run for City Alderman. I’ll let you know what happens.
  • Fark Headline of the Week: “Dennis Hastert has swollen and enflamed gall bladder removed. Which is understandable, because it certainly takes a lot of gall to claim a president who lied about a BJ deserves impeachment while one who lies us into a war doesn't” (Couldn’t have said it any better myself…)
  • I’m thinking that I am going to avoid purchasing or using Windows Vista, in fact I say to Microsoft and Vista: “Hasta la vista, Vista.” …

    I’m sorry… I’m truly, truly sorry…

  • Mariah Carey is going to appear in the March issue of Playboy… eeewwwwwww. Who’s next, Courtney Love?? Oh God why did I say that… Oh good God NO!!! Now that image has popped into my head and I have to gouge my brains out… son of a bit—
  • Methinks Joe Biden’s presidential campaign has derailed even before it fully got on the tracks... at least he can help people with ‘things not to say when announcing your candidacy for president’
  • Blog plug of the week: a new blog that I’m a part of (as are a few other of the usual suspects), The Supercoolest Book Club Ever
  • Foreign countries where people have recently viewed my blog: Egypt, Netherlands, Thailand, Spain, United Kingdom, Japan, Australia, Sweden, Germany, India, Mexico, Canada, Singapore, and the Philippines. I’m international baby!!
  • Mental iPod Song of the Day: Apparently, since they have rid the world of people downloading music for free from the internet, records companies are now scouring blogs and such looking for people illegally posting lyrics. Evidently, if you post the whole lyrics, you let the terrorists win. So with this I announce my retirement from posting song lyrics online and instead offer a hearty; “Fu** you!” to the entire recording industry.

6 comments:

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Woo Hoo! Supercoolest Bookclub Ever!

Becky said...

I think Biden's, er, gaffe, was paid for the RunObamaRun political campaign committee. Ya think?

And why-oh-why did you say that about MC and Courtney Love??? I still have Britney's mommy bits seared into what's left of my brain. Damn. You.

Kemp said...

Then my work here is done...

Gidge said...

Didn't Courtney Love and her saggy tits already DO Playboy? I seriously thought she did......but I can't remember.
Hey, Britney's C Section scar was healing up nicely, so that was nice to see anyway....even if her mommy bits were, unsightly.
(and as an aside, shouldn't they have been, well, ahem - PRISTINE since she didn't ever go squeezing babies out of it?)

Kemp said...

Ya know Gidge... I don't even want to touch that one... in more ways than one.... shudder

samantha jo campen said...

All this mommy bits/Britney/Courtney talk has me gagging.

Damn you Kemp!