Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Let Them Practice Kempolatry...

Mr. Big Dubya partook of this on his blog so I decided to join in on the fun… why? I have absolutely no idea…

10 interesting facts about yours truly, Kemp:

  1. Europe is the only continent that lacks Kemp.
  2. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Kemp.
  3. You can tell if Kemp has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
  4. The porpoise is second to Kemp as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  5. Kempolatry is the mindless worship of Kemp!
  6. The only planet that rotates on its side is Kemp.
  7. Kemp is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  8. Kemp was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
  9. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Kemp'.
  10. Pacman was originally called Kempman.

Want to find out 10 unknown facts about yourself? Click here and use the "Mechanical Contrivium" to find out.

And be sure to leave a comment on my previous post about what songs you have in your musical repertoire that you are a tad embarrassed by?

Or... leave a comment on this post... or any of my other posts... am I begging too much?